Originally Posted by Listi
I mean... I've done stupid shit with random chicks, gotten wasted in an engineering class, gotten kicked out of clubs, had my house set on fire, shotgunned beers on the roof of a 5 story building, wore some girl's heels at a party, been kicked out of a fast-food establishment, made out with someone while dressed as Jesus, sang countless drunk ballads, watched someone get branded, drank a flask of scotch while sitting in the front row of the largest class in school, participated in a 7000 person street party etc. etc. etc.
This should make the OP feel much better. Everything in the list is lame and self-induced except for making out with chicks or partying with 7000 people. You want a crazy story to tell about shotgunning beers on the roof of a 5 story building? Guess what you need to do? Find a 5-story building, go to the roof, and shotgun a beer. Next, wear some high heels.