Originally Posted by Tokyo Slim
Yeah, there really is no point in going to a Seattle strip club unless you just feel like throwing some money away. There will be no alcohol or smoking inside, the girls are pretty agressive with hitting you up for money, and most of them are about a 6-7 on a scale of 1-10...so you really won't want to stay long. Its sort of a bummer. Portland is much better.
I've never been a big strip club habitue, but I was in Portland last spring with a group of guys for a fantasy baseball draft weekend. We all ended up at a club one night - OMG, I fell in love with about a dozen girls. They were all gorgeous, waify, suicide-girl types with perfect, perky natural breasts and asses blessed by God. Plus there was no cover and no lap-dancing - just full-nudity stage dances. And the girls were mingling around the club between songs and seemed happy to hang out and chat without expecting more than a cocktail (normal prices) in return. It was bizarre to tell you the truth. I think the place was called Union Jacks or something like that and it seemed to be run by Russian mafia dudes.