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Originally Posted by
donCarlos 
I usually say that I like to give people the opportunity to share space with somebody as handsome and magnificient as me.
Of course I can use it only with my peers, not superiors...
when people ask me why i dont have a girlfriend, i say its because it would be a disservice to all the other ladies out there.
or when they say why do you want to travel, i reply with i feel its wrong to keep looks like mine in one spot and not sharing it with the world.
i get weird looks and then they burst into laughter. i do not know what is funny about these comments.