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post #16 of 26
This is obviously played up in an attempt to extend his 15 minutes. If you are outraged, you are playing right into his hands. I'm disgusted I even clicked on the link and sold a few ad impressions.
post #17 of 26
I envy him, he wears $2000 suits.
post #18 of 26
i love that he seems to think there's only two options:
hobo/wannabe diva

since when has running a razor across your face and wearing clothes without holes become obsolete?
post #19 of 26
When I arrived, his assistant neglected to offer me a Pellegrino like she normally did.
I totally flipped out, grabbed my BlackBerry, and speed-dialed my local spa.


Clearly satire.
post #20 of 26
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He oblivious to the fact that everybody obviously laughs whenever he leaves the room.

ftfy
post #21 of 26
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I envy him, he wears $2000 suits.

they are custom-fitted

so he has the pants hemmed, sleeves shortened and torso taken in. brilliant.
post #22 of 26
Only fault I see with it all was the amount he would normally spend during that time. ten dollars for shoe shines he could do himself.
post #23 of 26
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Only fault I see with it all was the amount he would normally spend during that time. ten dollars for shoe shines he could do himself.

Not if you want to look like Tom Fords philippino stunt double from a distance.
post #24 of 26
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Only fault I see with it all was the amount he would normally spend during that time. ten dollars for shoe shines he could do himself.

I doubt he was paying $10 per shine - prob $3-$5/per
post #25 of 26
I take perverse pleasure in seeing that this man is balding. I can only imagine the deep self loathing it causes him.
post #26 of 26
The lazy eye was throwing me off, you'd think if he was that vain he's get that fixed before all the waxing and make overs.
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