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The Light at the End of the Tunnel

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Operation removes lightbulb from anus

"When I woke up I felt a pain in my lower abdomen, but later in hospital, they told me this," Mohammad said.

"I don't know who did this to me. Police or other prisoners."

The doctor treating Mohammad said he'd never encountered anything like it before, and doubted the felon's story that someone had drugged him and inserted the bulb while he was comatose.
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post #3 of 10
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"We had to take it out intact," said Dr. Farrukh Aftab at Nishtar Hospital. "Had it been broken inside, it would be a very very complicated situation."

He should be thankful no one kicked his arse.
post #4 of 10
Charley, Kudos on the brilliant title of this thread. Well done!
post #5 of 10
Uncle Fester is at it again!
post #6 of 10
I have read of such things in this 1970s book about the world's secret police.
post #7 of 10
Thank god this didn't happen at Gitmo.
post #8 of 10
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Originally Posted by montecristo#4
Thank god this didn't happen at Gitmo.

How do you know it isn't happening now?
post #9 of 10
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"NO. NO. NO.

I really said BUD Light"

Amazing what can happen when you are not paying attention...
post #10 of 10
Somewhere out there, right now, someone has perfected the finer points of this process and probably has a preference in bulbs.
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