Dude. I had a cousin, who was totally a playboy model, she lived in Canadia, totally into me. But I was like 10, so you know, had to call it off. Best of luck. You guys are so awesome together.
That's too bad.
In some states you can marry your cousin. Perhaps move her there?
I understand it won't be your traditional Canadian wedding where you wear your matching wedding jerseys, take a shot of maple syrup and spend your first night together in the honeymoon igloo...but I'm sure you'll manage.