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post #31 of 60
At least one day a week, the cafe would have to offer the Ann Wigmore / Children of the Light lunch special: Sprouts, veggies and grass washed down with wheatgrass juice.

Later that day, patrons would be encouraged to share pictures of their stools and other bodily output.
post #32 of 60
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Originally Posted by Bradford
Later that day, patrons would be encouraged to share pictures of their stools and other bodily output.
Newfound fetish?
post #33 of 60
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Originally Posted by DarkNWorn
Newfound fetish?

Old reference
post #34 of 60
I think the Style Forum Cafe should have a sign in the front window that says:

No shirt
No shoes
No dice
post #35 of 60
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Originally Posted by drink8648
There is a bill in the House in Boston to outlaw the raising of ducks in Massachusetts for foie gras. When I heard this, I discovered how they force feed the ducks with funnel. So glad to be a vegatarian! I eat force feed fish though.

Gary

Yes. Few things I find as revolting as foie gras and halal/kosher butcherings. Birds' crops and esophagi are very sensitive as they help predigest the food as well as help limit possible infections et.c. Nevermind that birds, especially flock-oriented birds are a lot more aware of their surroundings and intelligent than people usually realise...
Anyway, back to the cafe. WHo suggested Ernest & co in the kitchen? Would YOU want Old Travaclavrillo tossing your salad WHILE TALKING IN ALL CAPS AND COMMAS? How badly do you want to eat carbonised Corneliani Super 140 cloth?
post #36 of 60
Can we have dueling pistols upon request?
post #37 of 60
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Originally Posted by imageWIS
You forgot mid-stream. Gotta have mid-stream.

Jon.


I heard that! You wise-ass.
post #38 of 60
Styleforum would definitely be a boisterous bistro and bar.

I picture tightly knit clots of regulars sitting at tables arguing heatedly, occassionally errupting into laughter. While tables spilling out onto the sidewalk are surrounded by gentlemen clothed in elegant suits sipping cappucino or campari and soda chatting with smartly dressed young ladies.
post #39 of 60
The first rule of the Style Forum Cafe is that you don't talk about the fight club in the basement.
post #40 of 60
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Originally Posted by Nantucket Red
The first rule of the Style Forum Cafe is that you don't talk about the fight club in the basement.

A good point.
post #41 of 60
Perhaps something like this:

post #42 of 60
I imagine the Style Café as an internet café, where each member sits in their underwear in separate cubicles thinking of obscure references to Persian hatters, or formulating an endless list of questions concerning button stance and lapel roll that when placed in the right order spell out the name of the lost vest maker of Babylon. Perhaps the cubicles when stacked next to each other form a hexagon that spirals into eternity, trapping each new generation of lost desperate souls seeking the Seven Fold noose. I imagine the Style Café as bespoke quicksand, on the surface rippling like a sheet of steel blue super 120’s, Goodyear welted for posterity, never to lose its sole. This is the Style Café that I envision in a balding specter of elegance unseen by the plebeians of the multitudes of suburbia blinded by their pedestrian rags.
post #43 of 60
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Originally Posted by LabelKing
Perhaps something like this:

Brasserie Ruhlmann
post #44 of 60
after the discussion in the "stiffed a waitress" thread, it is imperative that all food preparation be done in front of the diner.
post #45 of 60
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Originally Posted by johnapril
Can we have dueling pistols upon request?
Place your orders now. Will there be a back yard or a beer garden with more than twenty paces?
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