From school days "Holy Grail"
Later "Naked Gun" and "Dirty Rotten Scoundrels"
From my time as a cop the awesome "Super Troopers" (a documentary!)
Frank Drebin is emptying out his files after being kicked off the force]
Frank: Hey! The missing evidence in the Kelner case! My God, he really was innocent!
Ed: He went to the chair two years ago, Frank.
Frank: Well, uh...
[Frank Drebin quickly shoves the evidence back into the file cabinet]
And my all time favorite-
"Doctors say that Nordberg has a 50 - 50 chance of living, though there's only a 10 percent chance of that."
I bastardize this line every time someone quotes me odds. Mrs Nonk does the same.
Anyone seen the Old Fry & Laurie sketch about the Open University blooper from 1973? Same idea.
Here is a treat, although I don't know if the non UK based members will get the cultural reference about the OU.http://youtube.com/watch?v=9Fr0gYW7Nf4