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Originally Posted by
TylerDurden 
I'd got some Sperry Topsiders in the classic brown, but I feel a douche wearing them. I bought them last summer and wore them once. Summer coming up here, and when I look at them they make me feel like I would look like douche wearing them around town... What gives? If im not on a boat, or near a boat, how do I wear them and not look the biggest douche bag in the city?
I don't know man, that's the anomaly of Sperry. Some people look gorgeous wearing it and the others aren't so lucky. It could be face related. If you look tough or thuggish then it won't work. Post your pic here maybe?