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post #1 of 66
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I figure more than a few of you are good liars, so here goes...

I'm a senior graduating in May. Two years ago I took a class where the professor told us our final paper was due "when it was done" and when pressed for a more precise deadline, he said: "I still get papers from two years ago."

Well, I took that somewhat literally. I wrote 90% of the paper two years ago but never ended up finishing it. Until now.

I emailed my prof with the paper and reminded him of what he had told us two years ago, and he said he'd be happy to grade it and change my grade (from F to whatever), only he was recently chided by an Associate Dean for doing the same thing I asked him. So he said I have to ask the Associate Dean, and if the AD okays it, then he'll grade my paper. He added: "You should have some good story to tell him why you were late. Good luck!"

So, what story do I tell him? Do I throw the prof completely under the bus and say "Hey, he made it sound like it shouldn't be a problem. Why should I suffer?"? Do I go with the sympathy angle, that I'm a second-semester senior currently taking an additional courseload (6 classes instead of 4 or 5), and that if I get a grade in the course, I can drop one I have this semester? Or do I just outright lie and make up a reason why I could submit it that semester or in the six months following (where changing the grade is less onerous a process)?
post #2 of 66
I would tell him exactly what the prof said. WTF though....I've never heard of a situation like this.
post #3 of 66
Thats absolutely hilarious. I love this professor.
post #4 of 66
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Originally Posted by Deluks917 View Post
Thats absolutely hilarious. I love this professor.

You don't even know the half of it.
post #5 of 66
First of all, the sympathy angle is pathetic. You need a reason, something that indicates exactly why in no uncertain terms you did what you did, not an excuse, which dances around the issue. Secondly, don't do anything without talking to the professor first. This is especially true when you consider that you need to be on his good side when he's grading your incredibly overdue paper. Find out if for whatever reason he actually needs you to invent a good story, or if he's okay with you throwing him under the bus. Hell, if he's got tenure, he probably won't care either way -- if that's the case, tell the AD what he said. That's your reason.
post #6 of 66
Oh, as an accomplished liar, I can assure you that the best thing to learn is how to avoid lying.
post #7 of 66
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Originally Posted by leftover_salmon View Post
I figure more than a few of you are good liars, so here goes...

I'm a senior graduating in May. Two years ago I took a class where the professor told us our final paper was due "when it was done" and when pressed for a more precise deadline, he said: "I still get papers from two years ago."

Well, I took that somewhat literally. I wrote 90% of the paper two years ago but never ended up finishing it. Until now.

I emailed my prof with the paper and reminded him of what he had told us two years ago, and he said he'd be happy to grade it and change my grade (from F to whatever), only he was recently chided by an Associate Dean for doing the same thing I asked him. So he said I have to ask the Associate Dean, and if the AD okays it, then he'll grade my paper. He added: "You should have some good story to tell him why you were late. Good luck!"

So, what story do I tell him? Do I throw the prof completely under the bus and say "Hey, he made it sound like it shouldn't be a problem. Why should I suffer?"? Do I go with the sympathy angle, that I'm a second-semester senior currently taking an additional courseload (6 classes instead of 4 or 5), and that if I get a grade in the course, I can drop one I have this semester? Or do I just outright lie and make up a reason why I could submit it that semester or in the six months following (where changing the grade is less onerous a process)?
Wow, he's certainly a lenient prof, I'm not surprised that the associate dean has intervened.
post #8 of 66
My hero, an English teacher from high school who was probably the most dynamic educator in the state of New York, used to say: "A masterpiece is never late!" He routinely let students hand in their papers after a quarter had ended.
post #9 of 66
^^ lol.

As for the OP, do you know anything about the AD? Any lie you tell is going to be transparent. There is absolutely no excuse that could justify handing in a paper 2 years late unless you were hit by a bus and in a coma, or kidnapped and held in ed's basement being force-fed spaghetti all that time.
post #10 of 66
What kind of stupid shit is this? Good luck sorting this out but I have little sympathy.
post #11 of 66
You don't need to lie, period. The AD can't penalize you for abiding by a Professor's instructions. If anybody deserves a chiding, it's your Prof. In case the AD gets smart - and assuming you can prove that this was actually your Prof's policy at the time - I'd just go through the academic appeals process.
post #12 of 66
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Originally Posted by Jumbie View Post
What kind of stupid shit is this?

Good luck sorting this out but I have little sympathy.

I'm with Jumbie on this one.
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Originally Posted by Dakota rube View Post
I'm with Jumbie on this one.
+2
post #14 of 66
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Originally Posted by Dakota rube View Post
I'm with Jumbie on this one.
Another stellar suggestion. Look, Sherman is right. You can't be held accountable if you were honestly led to believe that there was no formal deadline for the paper. That is, of course, assuming that you were honestly led to believe that there was no formal deadline for the paper. Granted, if you failed the class or received an incomplete for not turning in said paper, your story would be halfway plausible if you'd actually, formally done something about it two years ago, and not now, two years after the fact, when you've apparently finally deigned to write this supposed last ten percent of the paper.
post #15 of 66
I have a nice fat F on my transcript derived from a similar situation that didnt play out well. Good luck to you, though. Hopefully this is a tenured prof^^
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