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doesn't one shoe look like 2x the size of the other?
Have you ever stood on dog shit in a commando-type sole? Or even just sticky clay soil? Absolutely awful picking all the stuff out of those chunky grips - stones, shit, mud, small cars...
Definitely better to stay with leather (or Danite's standard spotty pattern if it's wet, maybe). If you're going cow-tipping, leave the Edward Greens at home and put some wellies on!