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post #1 of 13
2/21/10 at 12:49pm
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"Bird overhead? Car just washed? You may be in deep shit.

In this day and age, it does not pay to take chances with your car, home, business, or loved one.

With the advent of the information age, pigeons and other birds have grown very proficient at locating your parked vehicle and shitting on it when you least expect it.

Do you want to take a chance in this day and age?

You need Professional bird shit removal.

Our professionals are trained in the delicate art of bird shit removal. Whether you are taking preventative steps against a lone sparrow or a legion of feral pigeons, Professional Bird Shit Removal has got you covered.

Don't delay. Contact Professional bird shit removal for your custom quote today.

Your business, your car, and your loved ones will thank you."
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post #2 of 13
2/21/10 at 12:50pm
Highly recommended seller.
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post #3 of 13
2/21/10 at 12:54pm
I have found that burning tires in my backyard keeps birds away. It's like a natural bird repellent.
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post #4 of 13
2/21/10 at 1:11pm
Personally I just use a shamwow for my bird Sh%t removal but regardless, I vote this as "Post of the week".
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post #5 of 13
2/21/10 at 1:45pm
Shitty OP.
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post #6 of 13
2/21/10 at 1:49pm
True story: about five years ago, I had a bird shit all over me while I was at a friend's wedding in the parking lot of the event hall. Dark navy Prada (Belvest!) technofabric suit... huge run of white bird shit down the front. I was not happy, but luckily Prada did a "birdshit" collection soon thereafter and so my suit was oh so tres chic.
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post #7 of 13
2/21/10 at 2:04pm
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but luckily Prada did a "birdshit" collection soon thereafter and so my suit was oh so tres chic.

Followed immediately by their Derelict Collection

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post #8 of 13
2/21/10 at 2:06pm
Derélicte!
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post #9 of 13
2/21/10 at 2:07pm
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Originally Posted by FIHTies View Post
Followed immediately by their Derelict Collection


I have the Hefty trash bag/neckerchief from that collection.
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post #10 of 13
2/21/10 at 2:09pm
^I give you LV S/S 2010 with the "hefty" price tag of $1960 a pop.
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post #11 of 13
2/22/10 at 2:09am
you can deralict my balls!
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post #12 of 13
2/22/10 at 2:42am
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^I give you LV S/S 2010 with the "hefty" price tag of $1960 a pop.


Glad I purchased both.
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post #13 of 13
2/22/10 at 3:43am
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Originally Posted by rach2jlc View Post
True story: about five years ago, I had a bird shit all over me while I was at a friend's wedding in the parking lot of the event hall.

Dark navy Prada (Belvest!) technofabric suit... huge run of white bird shit down the front.

I was not happy, but luckily Prada did a "birdshit" collection soon thereafter and so my suit was oh so tres chic.

I once had a bald eagle shit all over me with malice aforethought. Damn thing shuffled around, lined up his ass, and whammo!

Luckily I was just wearing fleece, not Prada.
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