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I have found that burning tires in my backyard keeps birds away. It's like a natural bird repellent.
 

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True story: about five years ago, I had a bird **** all over me while I was at a friend's wedding in the parking lot of the event hall. Dark navy Prada (Belvest!) technofabric suit... huge run of white bird **** down the front. I was not happy, but luckily Prada did a "birdshit" collection soon thereafter and so my suit was oh so tres chic.
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^I give you LV S/S 2010 with the "hefty" price tag of $1960 a pop.
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Originally Posted by rach2jlc
^I give you LV S/S 2010 with the "hefty" price tag of $1960 a pop.

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Glad I purchased both.
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Originally Posted by rach2jlc
True story: about five years ago, I had a bird **** all over me while I was at a friend's wedding in the parking lot of the event hall.

Dark navy Prada (Belvest!) technofabric suit... huge run of white bird **** down the front.

I was not happy, but luckily Prada did a "birdshit" collection soon thereafter and so my suit was oh so tres chic.
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I once had a bald eagle **** all over me with malice aforethought. Damn thing shuffled around, lined up his ass, and whammo!

Luckily I was just wearing fleece, not Prada.
 

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