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post #31 of 40
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We discussed this in Bible Study a couple of Sundays ago. No one uses the term because we came to the conclusion that Jesus keep his wang the same size but shrinks the ladies vageen to give her a more "stuffed" feeling. Thereby nullifying any need for a particular size of Godly (of men) meat. Also, he was well aware of where the "g spot" was, since he kinda put there in the first place. True story.
And on the eighth day after four hours of foreplay the Lord said, "Let their be BAM!" and there was "BAM!!1!!1!" It was decreed good in his sight, and there was much rejoicing.
post #32 of 40
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One of the best ever, imo. Madman is also.
Honky Chateau really is one of the best ever.
post #33 of 40
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Am I the only one who doesn't like musicals?

No.
post #34 of 40
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Honky Chateau really is one of the best ever.

Mona Lisas and Mad Hatters!
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And on the eighth day after four hours of foreplay the Lord said, "Let their be BAM!" and there was "BAM!!1!!1!" It was decreed good in his sight, and there was much rejoicing.

God is Emeril Lagasse?
post #36 of 40
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God is Emeril Lagasse?

Well, I didn't know the Hebrew word for "to excrete from one's nether regions most wantonly" and so I just voted for "BAM." Emeril may or may not have any divine affiliation.
post #37 of 40
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Well, I didn't know the Hebrew word for "to excrete from one's nether regions most wantonly" and so I just voted for "BAM." Emeril may or may not have any divine affiliation.



Being from Kentucky, do you still take refuge in your guns and your Bible?
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Being from Kentucky, do you still take refuge in your guns and your Bible?

Next to Godliness is Gunliness, muh friend.
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Yellow Brick Road is also great because one of my fav John songs is on there, "All The Young Girls Love Alice."
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Yellow Brick Road is also great because one of my fav John songs is on there, "All The Young Girls Love Alice."

that album has some great guitar work on it.
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