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Today I did not take a s**t. Why?

post #1 of 19
2/16/10 at 11:06pm
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I've been eating my normal high-fiber diet and drinking a good amount of water. I usually drop the kids off at the pool at least once day, sometimes twice. Today I have a mild head cold. Could that keep me from shitting on schedule? I feel gassy and out of sorts. What to do about all this? Has anyone else out there not taken a shit today?
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post #2 of 19
2/16/10 at 11:20pm
I've never understood the whole regularity issue.... for me a slow day is only 2 or 3 dumps
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post #3 of 19
2/16/10 at 11:26pm
OP: Have you taken any medications for the cold? That would explain the flatulence and lack of fecal discharge.
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post #4 of 19
2/16/10 at 11:43pm
Used to date a girl who would shit once every 2-3 weeks.
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post #5 of 19
2/17/10 at 12:09am
I hope you guys didn't do anal.
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post #6 of 19
2/17/10 at 12:45am
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Come to think of it I did take a nighttime cold med last night. It likely had a cough suppressant. I'll bet it also serves to suppress shitting. That makes sense. No meds tonight. I enjoy my growlers way too much.
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post #7 of 19
2/17/10 at 12:50am
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Originally Posted by westinghouse View Post
Used to date a girl who would shit once every 2-3 weeks.

Or at least that's what she told you.
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post #8 of 19
2/17/10 at 2:35am
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Originally Posted by westinghouse View Post
Used to date a girl who would shit once every 2-3 weeks.

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Originally Posted by Arrogant Bastard View Post
Or at least that's what she told you.

Yes, this is one of the most ridiculous things i've heard recently
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post #9 of 19
2/17/10 at 2:47am
Good thread
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post #10 of 19
2/17/10 at 7:04am
Shit thread
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post #11 of 19
2/17/10 at 4:17pm
When I was a kid, I would sh@t once a week. Of course, I ate mostly candy and was skinny as a rail.
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post #12 of 19
2/17/10 at 7:51pm
Two words - enema bag.
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post #13 of 19
2/17/10 at 7:52pm
Two words - not funny.
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post #14 of 19
2/17/10 at 8:10pm
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Originally Posted by westinghouse View Post
Two words - not funny.

How about I write you a prescription for a sense of humor?

Also, I suggest you fill your own enema bag with methanol.

DISCLAIMER: The above is a pretty bad "joke" and is not intended to be medical advice. There, I am now protected to the fullest extent of the law. SWEET!
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post #15 of 19
2/17/10 at 10:38pm
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I had a big healthy shit this morning. I was surprised by how it started out with a diameter that was a bit larger than I normally pass. There was minor discomfort. I used some yoga breathing techniques to help move things without premature breakage. Despite the turd girth I was grateful to get things back on track. I blame the cold meds for interrupting business.
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