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Safest way to make illegal $ ?

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Just curious about what you generally consider to be the safest (not getting caught) way of making cash illegally. The larger the amounts, the better.
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1) Go work on Wall St.
2) Go work in Washington DC.
3) Do 1, then 2.
 

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What Augusto said.

Insider trading
Contract steering

Also:
Identity Theft
Fake paternity suits against the rich (although taking care of the kid would be a drag)

A guy I met (you know a guy's trouble when he refers to himself as "Jake the Snake") while on a long backpacking trip apparently followed the Grateful Dead one year. He'd target local kids who came to the concerts (not other groupies). He purchased a few vials of liquid LSD. Gave drops for trials and then sold vials of water to the eventual purchasers.
He also ran a scam where he did a "charity" raffle. His father owned a cue stick making company, so he raffled off a $250 cue stick that he paid $125 for. Raffle tickets were $10.00 a piece.
 

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if you are in the us, go to new orleans and start stealing ad murderign the victims. the rate of resloved murder cases there is pretty low. perfect way to get soem money to begin other activities, for the 2 above you need some capital to do.
 

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Ask grandmother for money

Fabricate absurd and farfetched story regarding climate change and then sell technology to counteract the 'problem'.

Start affair with teacher and then proceed to blackmail said person

Sell elephant skin shoes

The list goes on.
 

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Originally Posted by CDFS
Sell elephant skin shoes

The list goes on.


this is now legal, i can ask any boot maker to use elephant skin and is fairly cheap.
 

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ibdt!
 

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Slip and fall in various high net worth establishments and then file a lawsuit claiming pain and suffering.

Step out in front of a Rolls or Bentley or Bugatti, then file a lawsuit.

Basic formula:
Do xyz, get hurt, then file a lawsuit. . .
 

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Originally Posted by imageWIS
Why, selling drugs to trust-fund babies who go to small, private liberal arts colleges, of course!

Not safe because you still have to buy and/or acquire the drugs in the first place, which can be quite dangerous.
 

Harold falcon

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Originally Posted by Milpool
Slip and fall in various high net worth establishments and then file a lawsuit claiming pain and suffering.

Step out in front of a Rolls or Bentley or Bugatti, then file a lawsuit.

Basic formula:
Do xyz, get hurt, then file a lawsuit. . .


That will make your lawyer rich, you not so much.
 

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write about "how to make illegal $" on the internet message fowrooms
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