Hearing was this morning. Short story short, I was found not responsible.
But it was kind of a letdown. Here I was in a tastefully edited, court appropriate, not-too-rich-not-too-sloppy internet clothing fori senior year ensemble, and all I got was a cop and a lady, alone in this huge fucking room.
I told my story with google maps street-level screencaps assiduously resized and color printed at Kinko's the night before, and the referenced section of MUTCD copypasta, also printed at Kinko's the night before. 2 minutes in, well before I was done, she interrupts and says "I'm giving you a break and finding you not responsible." I was prepared for pomp but got apathy. I felt gypped and determined that next time my transgression would be more severe, worthy of real courtroom drama.
With a flick of the pen it was over, and I was $25 poorer for hearing fees (which bothers me - why should I pay when I am not responsible?). I celebrated by buying some cocktail equipment at the new Davis Square cocktail equipment joint.
But it was kind of a letdown. Here I was in a tastefully edited, court appropriate, not-too-rich-not-too-sloppy internet clothing fori senior year ensemble, and all I got was a cop and a lady, alone in this huge fucking room.
I told my story with google maps street-level screencaps assiduously resized and color printed at Kinko's the night before, and the referenced section of MUTCD copypasta, also printed at Kinko's the night before. 2 minutes in, well before I was done, she interrupts and says "I'm giving you a break and finding you not responsible." I was prepared for pomp but got apathy. I felt gypped and determined that next time my transgression would be more severe, worthy of real courtroom drama.
With a flick of the pen it was over, and I was $25 poorer for hearing fees (which bothers me - why should I pay when I am not responsible?). I celebrated by buying some cocktail equipment at the new Davis Square cocktail equipment joint.






) and one small fender bender (other party files injury

