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What to do with two bottles of Jim Beam

post #1 of 28
2/7/10 at 6:22am
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my mate just dropped off the remaining liquor from my bucks party. amongst the remaining bottles of midstrength beer no one wanted, there are two unopened bottles of jim beam - its hardly suprising no one opened them either.

does anyone have any good recipes which will accept jim beam? thinking bbq marinades or deserts?
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post #2 of 28
2/7/10 at 6:57am
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Originally Posted by Mr Herbert View Post

does anyone have any good recipes which will accept jim beam? thinking bbq marinades or deserts?

What kind of a pansy are you? Drink them both!
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post #3 of 28
2/7/10 at 7:11am
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i wont waste brain or liver cells on this swill
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post #4 of 28
2/7/10 at 8:11am
So if you mix it in a recipe, the alcohol will bypass your liver? I must have skipped that day in biochemistry.

Seriously, stir it in with something and drink it - it's alcohol, not fucking cake mix.
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post #5 of 28
2/7/10 at 9:29am
I had two bottles given to me for essentially the same reason. I'm nt big on bourbon, so I've primarily used them for marinades. Jim Beam is excellent as a marinade for salmon. Put the salmon, some teriyaki, and the bourbon in a ziploc and let marinate for a few hours. When the salmon gets grilled, the bourbon makes it taste almost buttery. Really, really good.

That said, if you like bourbon, drink it up. Once it's mixed, any taste inferiority that you perceive/imagine will be smothered anyway.
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post #6 of 28
2/7/10 at 10:10am
invite friends over, particularly girls. make cocktails.
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post #7 of 28
2/7/10 at 11:35am
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invite friends over, particularly girls. make cocktails.

+1...Not that difficult..
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post #8 of 28
2/7/10 at 11:52am
Send them to me.
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post #9 of 28
2/7/10 at 6:51pm
Whenever I have bad alcohol I wait for a time I am going to get drunk, and mix the swill after I've had a few already and can't taste too much.

I started off my last party drinking Chimay and ended with Fireball lol although I'm in university, so getting drunk happens quite often.
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post #10 of 28
2/7/10 at 8:52pm
Look up some old-school cocktail recipes (get a copy of the Savoy Cocktail Book or similar), they're designed to make Prohibition-era bathtub swill drinkable, so there's bound to be something in there.
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post #11 of 28
2/7/10 at 9:01pm
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Send them to me.
Or sell them. Are you accepting bids? Edit: Because "Five bucks."
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post #12 of 28
2/7/10 at 10:20pm
Take your party to the next level. Get a hot water bottle or a turkey baster and give yourself a good Jim Beam enema.
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post #13 of 28
2/7/10 at 10:21pm
I like Beam with Coke.
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post #14 of 28
2/7/10 at 10:56pm
Give some to a homeless drunk. He'll be your best friend for a while and tell you all kinds of interesting stories about his life.

Well, in theory anyway.

I have a friend that likes to give cigarettes to homeless people and talk to them while having a smoke. He has heard some pretty good stories from them. I assume it works with drunks too.
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post #15 of 28
2/7/10 at 10:58pm
On second thought, if you get hit with the bottle or something, it wasn't my idea.
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