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post #31 of 44
2/8/10 at 8:34am
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Originally Posted by Pantisocrat View Post
Wow. White people depress me.

White people repress me.

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post #32 of 44
2/8/10 at 12:07pm
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i had ethiopian food last night in noho and normally watch asian porn, yet all you see is the color of my skin.

is there such thing as a labrador/cocker spaniel mix? getting my story straight.
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post #33 of 44
2/8/10 at 3:07pm
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Originally Posted by redcaimen View Post
You could use the occasional "vet appointment" for going home early on fridays or even for a three day weekend. Im sure no one would object to a missed day here and there if it turns out Rover is a wonderful therapy dog at the old folks home or local hospice and you clear it with the office first.
Also a day off for the death / funeral if any real dog lovers start asking too many tough questions.
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post #34 of 44
2/8/10 at 7:03pm
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great thread

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post #35 of 44
2/9/10 at 4:44pm
What if one were to place a picture of a dawg on one's desk? It could instantly boost street cred in the workplace.
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post #36 of 44
2/10/10 at 12:50pm
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What if one were to place a picture of a dawg on one's desk? It could instantly boost street cred in the workplace.

Do you have a picture of your cat on your desk?
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post #37 of 44
2/13/10 at 1:48pm
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Originally Posted by zillka View Post
there's an allegedly gay VP down the hall with a picture of his 'partner.' no one in the firm can vouch for said partner's existence at any of the office functions and many have begun to question if he's gay at all, using the gay card to fluff (no pun) the firm's 'diversity' quota in our brochures (securing his position) and to appease the handful of wealthy homosexual clients.

he only flames up and talks with a lisp when higher ups come to our floor, but otherwise lacks any fashion sense and is quite knowledgeable with ESPN stats.

1) Surveil said VP after work or on weekend.
2) "Catch" him sexing with women. Photograph.
3) Blackmail for corner office and pay raise.
4) Win.
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post #38 of 44
2/13/10 at 8:07pm
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Originally Posted by Pantisocrat View Post
What a racist and mean-spirited thing to say about people not part of your race. Just because you're white does not give you the right to say these about other people. I come from a third world country and I don't like to be compared to dogs. Styleforum is now Stormfront?
I concur. We should send them aids instead.
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post #39 of 44
2/13/10 at 11:19pm
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Do you have a picture of your cat on your desk?

Not right now, but I just got a new frame that has his pic in it and is waiting to be swapped out.
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post #40 of 44
2/14/10 at 10:02am
I've never been one to display family or pet photos in the office.
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post #41 of 44
2/15/10 at 9:07pm
I had a friend in Singapore with an imaginary dog. He put a pic from the internet on his desk and used to use its ongoing illnesses as an excuse to work from home. His boss once asked if he had any newer pics, and he was like 'oh tons' and scramble-emailed the owner of the dog (he regoogled it, found the page and it had a link to somewhere that led him to some other site with a contact) - and this most obliging woman sent him a bunch of photos cos he said he wanted one so bad and was curious how they looked as they aged.
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post #42 of 44
2/15/10 at 10:50pm
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Originally Posted by zillka View Post
it's not mine but i tell people it is. per my friend it shows managers you are loyal - he has been on it for 2 weeks and good results so far.

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Originally Posted by redcaimen View Post
You could use the occasional "vet appointment" for going home early on fridays or even for a three day weekend. Im sure no one would object to a missed day here and there if it turns out Rover is a wonderful therapy dog at the old folks home or local hospice and you clear it with the office first.


sick skills, bros. i doff my cap.
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post #43 of 44
2/16/10 at 10:25pm
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Also a day off for the death / funeral if any real dog lovers start asking too many tough questions.
awesomeness, i've already planned it to be the Tuesday after Memorial Day. possibly get a faux-cat to forget about it and have her mysteriously die the week after an already extended labor day weekend for a nice mini vacation.
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post #44 of 44
2/17/10 at 2:09pm
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Originally Posted by JoyDiffusion View Post
1) Surveil said VP after work or on weekend.
2) "Catch" him sexing with women. Photograph.
3) Blackmail for corner office and pay raise.
4) Win.

Until it turns out he's actually gay, or he plays the bi card.
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