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I put a picture of a dog on my office desk.

post #1 of 44
2/6/10 at 8:29pm
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it's not mine but i tell people it is. per my friend it shows managers you are loyal - he has been on it for 2 weeks and good results so far. anybody else do things like this? there's an allegedly gay VP down the hall with a picture of his 'partner.' no one in the firm can vouch for said partner's existence at any of the office functions and many have begun to question if he's gay at all, using the gay card to fluff (no pun) the firm's 'diversity' quota in our brochures (securing his position) and to appease the handful of wealthy homosexual clients. he only flames up and talks with a lisp when higher ups come to our floor, but otherwise lacks any fashion sense and is quite knowledgeable with ESPN stats.
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post #2 of 44
2/6/10 at 8:38pm
great thread
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post #3 of 44
2/6/10 at 8:42pm
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thanks. if it works out i'll consider a third world baby, but i'll start with "Rover"
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post #4 of 44
2/6/10 at 9:01pm
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it's not mine but i tell people it is. per my friend it shows managers you are loyal - he has been on it for 2 weeks and good results so far.

anybody else do things like this?

there's an allegedly gay VP down the hall with a picture of his 'partner.' no one in the firm can vouch for said partner's existence at any of the office functions and many have begun to question if he's gay at all, using the gay card to fluff (no pun) the firm's 'diversity' quota in our brochures (securing his position) and to appease the handful of wealthy homosexual clients.

he only flames up and talks with a lisp when higher ups come to our floor, but otherwise lacks any fashion sense and is quite knowledgeable with ESPN stats.
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post #5 of 44
2/6/10 at 11:45pm
lol. Time will tell, but so far I am a big zillka fan.
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post #6 of 44
2/6/10 at 11:54pm
I go by an ethnic nom de guerre. Ever since I started, I get some really special treatment everywhere I go. You can place charity pamphlets on your desk which you have never donated a penny to. You might also want to wear white shirts to show that you are a team player.
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post #7 of 44
2/7/10 at 12:35am
Pro move.
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post #8 of 44
2/7/10 at 12:43am
So, anyone figured out whose sock puppet this troll is?
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post #9 of 44
2/7/10 at 12:49am
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there's an allegedly gay VP down the hall with a picture of his 'partner.' no one in the firm can vouch for said partner's existence at any of the office functions and many have begun to question if he's gay at all, using the gay card to fluff (no pun) the firm's 'diversity' quota in our brochures (securing his position) and to appease the handful of wealthy homosexual clients.

he only flames up and talks with a lisp when higher ups come to our floor, but otherwise lacks any fashion sense and is quite knowledgeable with ESPN stats.

AWESOME.
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post #10 of 44
2/7/10 at 1:44am
you could also put pics of african orphans and give a hint that you're giving part of your salary to unicef or something.
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post #11 of 44
2/7/10 at 2:09am
I buy donuts for the secretaries in the office once a week. I know it's bad for them and is only contributing to heart disease and diabetes and probably ruining their lives but they seem to enjoy it and quite appreciate the gesture.
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post #12 of 44
2/7/10 at 2:12am
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he only flames up and talks with a lisp when higher ups come to our floor, but otherwise lacks any fashion sense and is quite knowledgeable with ESPN stats.

I like this.
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post #13 of 44
2/7/10 at 4:08am
I plan to have pictures of leaders I want to emulate; like Vladamir Putin, and Brick Top.
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post #14 of 44
2/7/10 at 5:18am
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Originally Posted by zillka View Post
it's not mine but i tell people it is. per my friend it shows managers you are loyal - he has been on it for 2 weeks and good results so far.

anybody else do things like this?

there's an allegedly gay VP down the hall with a picture of his 'partner.' no one in the firm can vouch for said partner's existence at any of the office functions and many have begun to question if he's gay at all, using the gay card to fluff (no pun) the firm's 'diversity' quota in our brochures (securing his position) and to appease the handful of wealthy homosexual clients.

he only flames up and talks with a lisp when higher ups come to our floor, but otherwise lacks any fashion sense and is quite knowledgeable with ESPN stats.

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post #15 of 44
2/7/10 at 5:30am
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thanks. if it works out i'll consider a third world baby, but i'll start with "Rover"

What a racist and mean-spirited thing to say about people not part of your race. Just because you're white does not give you the right to say these about other people. I come from a third world country and I don't like to be compared to dogs. Styleforum is now Stormfront?
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