Cool Shoes, Paraphernalia & Desiderata - Part II - Page 589

Come to Dubai and drive during day

Is driving affective?

Depends how you're driving.

Hehe, I was just pulling fritzl legs

Here in Dubai, it's too very bright sunny, very difficult to drive without sun glasses esp in summers. Car window tinting is also legal (cars feeling affective?)

Sitting in an airport and WAS enjoying my lunch and checking emails. This reply from an eBay seller kinda killed it (in response to my question regarding suit lining stains detailed in the description) "Dear Ebayer send email address for pics. The stain is yellowing most likely from urine.". umm pass. at least they were honest.

My pops bought a Brioni suit a while back that had horrible urine stains in the crotch that were not disclosed. He sent it to his tailor and had him remove ALL of the lining and replace it with new lining. It then occurred to him that the urine stain was obvious on the white lining, but what about black or navy blue lining. So, sufficiently horrified by the Brioni slacks he determined that whenever he buys a used high-end suit or slacks with dark lining now he sends them off to replace the lining. His tailor only charges him $40 to $60 to do this so he thinks it is worth it. Just a thought.

Why are piss stains so prevalent in used suits? Are they the result of people dying in these suits or are they simply garden variety, day-to-day leakage piss stains?

I dont know about you man, but I have no garden variety or day to day leakage. Might want to check on that.

Touché.

My point was (intended to be, at least), that based on my experience, piss stains are not a part of a normal wardrobe. So are all these piss-stained pants coming from old/incontinent people or actual dead people?

Ive found them in RLPL on down the line. You never can judge a mans bladder by his suit.

Dead men don't piss.

Not more than once?

Getting old sucks, and pissing your pants is the least of it, from what I've observed.

This is nasty. How the hell can anyone wear piss stained clothing ????
Sorry. It's nauseating me to even think of it :-(

Regards.