WTF!!!. I feel for you.
Recently had a cost-of-doing business situation that could be of benefit to someone who works in retail or an experienced shoplifter.
This following sportcoat is "free" (you pay shipping) to any member who wants it. Size 50 dr. 8 IT - 3-roll-2 front, dual vent.
It is woven in a kerrygold-soft 60% Cashmere and 40% Silk; light as a feather thanks to Belvest's JacketInTheBox construction. We're talking Christmas-morning-sweater coziness. A jacket so comfortable you're driven to eat brunch, sit down in your favorite chair, and fall asleep in the soft winter sun - every time you wear it.
The ever-so-small catch is that the security tag is attached, which may not even be an issue if you do not frequent malls or airports.
It was suggested "CAN REMOVE YOURSELF WITH A HAMMER BREAKING THE PLASTIC PART" but I will leave the fun and games up to you.