Sami Reindeer Leather Bracelet Thing from Maxfield can't remember the designer
Really Gaudy YSL keychain (was at the outlet for like 20$ and I couldn't resist - truly tasteless)
For you slipper fans, I can't say enough about by Acorn Roam sheep slippers. Wearable outside, rubberish outsole. Get one size larger. I have 3 pair. One for outside, beaters to wear for short hops, etc. One for inside and a spare just in case they discontinue. Very comfortable, not too stylish, but not butt ugly either. Usually on sale, if you can find them this time of the year.