This reminds me of this three week conversation where I had to describe to people that polyester nap shearling doesn't exactly grow naturally on the other sides of lambskin selectively as if the animal knew it was going to be faced against wool plaid fabric or doubled up, faced as a lapel in some parts and lined in others.

Then again I was arguing this with the world's biggest (and soul-wise, smallest) internet troll, so yeah.