Least stylistically offensive computer about your person?

... and also maybe not purely in terms of style, but also in terms of everyday life compatibility. By 'about your person' I mean a wearable or handheld. As much as I might like the idea of sartorial and... well, elegance in life in general, I sometimes find it hard to reconcile with the fact that I am also a complete dorky nerd. e.g. I see things like this and the prospect of running Debian on it gets me going. http://www.glaciercomputer.com/products-w250.html The fact that I would actually consider wearing it probably means I don't really qualify for paid-up Styleforum membership. So my question to those more constantly in tune with a sense of style is, excepting the ubiquitous and weak-sauce iPhone, what handheld or wearable would fit best into your life, and why?

You're 10000000000% right sir. If it's run undisguised, it's said that thick-rimmed, taped-up glasses and sandals actually grow out of you. However it's damned useful. Oh I've had those. They were the closest I've gotten but they're optimised for the wrong OS - and therefore too big / overpowered for what I need out of a mobile device, yet too underpowered / underspecced for truly usable Windows. I'm thinking about the HTC HD2 (all the apps you need actually - as long as you're not too dumb to use this thing called Google) as the iMightBePopularYetStillAmQuiteDumbButMyCollosalEgoDoesntAllowMeToRealiseItphone successors - which I am happy to leave to the Twittering Stephen Frys of this world. The Blackberry is too single-task for me despite the recent App Store, and I've always actually felt apart from that messaging aspect where RIM still absolutely rules, the BB OS was inferior to WinMo - which I actually quite liked. Android is an option but I'm waiting for hardware better than the HD2 to host it before I jump for one. Maemo - no idea, but the N900 looks like a nice machine. These are kind of mainstream options, but I was wondering if someone was doing something leftfield, managing to get a 'proper' MID experience yet do it on a machine with some degree of style. Among other things I'd like an MID with a retro look for example, a bit like the iRiver P20 (although that's an unreleased PMP). The stylish and sensible part of me agrees 100% with you. Then my inner dork enters the fray and drags me towards shiny stuff. Wish I could. However I run a business as opposed to being a Twittering (or complaining about not gonna Twitter anymore) moron, and it's necessary to have email, a means to take notes (and sling them up on the cloud securely), SSH/RDP etc - everything a computer does, and I actually use it for things worthwhile (i.e. profit).