I don't speak for any of the mods or admins, but here goes.
re: 'can be bent over' - you got what you had coming to you, same as everyone else who requests a title and even some who don't. No matter how much you rub the bottle, Barbara Eden will not spring forth. In fact, you might very well get Rosie O'Donnell instead, and good luck dealing with that.
I would be glad to report your post as spam if you think the added attention would help your cause.
My request was made in a jocular fashion. Don't you think if I were serious I would have sent j a PM? Some of you really tell on yourselves in here. Lighten up, Sheesh.