OK, I have to go to the store, need to find my hemp bags before I head out ...
If it makes you feel any better, I learned my tolerance deep in the heart of Texas.
If this thread is to go anywhere productive, it should probably be moved to SW&D (as the original premise of it involves wearing jeans with vests). The OP seems to be a troll (one which I admittedly fed), but the idea behind the thread has potential. The thread itself is just misplaced. I retract this. This thread belongs nowhere. I need to stop posting there, but it's like picking at a fucking scab.
Deep in the heart of Texas means Austin, if I recall.