Like IRL he probably fancies looking at the mirror checking out his great physicque, which for an old man is pretty good. But the thing is that he is pretty blatant about it and at one point even posted half nudes of his spouse for a contest, AMIRITE?
dude is the worst thing to happen to SW&D aside from the troll/puppet accounts. he is a superintendent or principle right? I think the should dress in suits to better differentiate from the students instead of dressing up like one. must be more acceptable around his parts to blend in with the crword. perhaps it helps with the troubles teenagers when he has to console them and they have something in common to break the ice