1. very white skin
2. thin, extra long slutty tee that's basically the "your girlfriend just woke up after spending the night and put on your white tee" look
3. bolero (?) style blazer
4. skinny jeans
I think what you're not realizing is that both of those things you just described would be really cool to different SW&D contingents
And stitch, RFT or Baller Sneaker thread would be much better options, but it's ok.