Ahhh classic grains. Ancient grains. Simple wheat and hearty bran for a timeless meal. Add a pop of color with cool rye. Eat spelt this morning just like your father did out in the forest. He's still there in the forest. Every man needs a wardrobe full of quinoa. Every man is buried in the forest. Mmmm boring barley. Do you remember before the war? We had barley in the fields. Dress it up or down with seven hundred pounds of barley. Out in the fields behind the house. A secret in the barley. Was I dreaming then? Keep your cool this summer with breezy sorghum. Am I awake now? You are not to venture past the corn. Stay cozy this winter sifting through effortless millet in the granary by torchlight. Every winter. There is only winter.