post-apoc nomad synth v. western synth v. beach synth. if #1 wins he must move to romania; if #2 he must move to texas; if #3 he must move to costa rica
actually, for these really to be proper "battles" the combatants should be named beforehand and then they should put together their best look. but that would be stupid and douchey, like male model fight clubs
or tagutcow v. tagutcow v. tagutcow (aka the father v. the son v. the holy spirit)
Fight Like a Pretty Boy
Where male models go to prove they’re not Ken dolls.