mr moo on that mr moo tip - start a bunch of shit then go 'oh I wasn't trolling!!! poor me!!'
also I unironically would rather have beagles than children (0 forever). my girlfriend and i have discussed this many times, and we're in agreement.
Teger, it's like if you did some very light trolling (you know, your usual posts) and someone responded with a joke about your recently deceased dog, or a very thinly veiled but really out of place comment about your dog "being worse at living" than another dog, etc. You would probably think "wow, that escalated quickly."
Don't want to further derail, but I don't understand people who don't want kids. It's your life and your choice of course, but I don't get it.
Next up on the ten o'clock news: grown-ass men behaving like three-year old children, followed by twenty-somethings calling them out while simultaneously fretting anxiously about their meaningless majors, hopeless "career" options, and trifling existential dread.