No, we shall not be putting up a fit here now.
What we shall do now is give a big shoutout to the Who for introducing me to Bumble and Bumble shampoo. It is very good indeed, I have been using it for 1 week now and I shampoo my head every 3rd day. It is much better than the American Crew I have been using for the past 5 years.
This post reads in a very, very unsettling way...
edit: Maybe you're being serious, but something about the phrasing is just discomforting.