post #75271 of 95493
9/2/12 at 10:32am


"I'm the emperor of an up-and-coming world-domination kingdom, man. I was on the dragon-mounted seats with my friend to meet some gothninjas and get some sweet armor and weapons. This hoodie-over-shirt thing is like my uniform, man. Everyone in my castle wears it while we're killing 150 trolls a week and slamming down their skunky bars. My company, by the way, is going to change the world, like fo real. This our time. This country wasn't founded by men in suits, but by men in armor"