This is interesting. I feel like you are a throwback. Like, you were on the small island of DT and CE when the great seismic movements caused them to drift off, separating you for thousands of years, and now some great explorer has discovered your lands, but you find yourself unable to understand the new developments like shoes without laces and the fact that we've all moved on from the phase when it's cool/funny to be an asshole.
Or maybe we are on the small island?
someone tell Rambo we already have a resident troll... and his name is Moo
He is funnier, wittier and much more adorable.
We'll keep his application on file though for the future.