guys, guys, guys. I am fluent in 'ebonics' and will translate for you :
This gentleman had previously annunciated his disdain for a particular item, a pair of augusta two-tone boots, and subsequent to the gentleman's realization of my exuberant endorsement of the aforementioned item, said gentleman purchased, and also endorsed the item in question. The gentleman's endorsement is inextricably bound to my own adoration of said boots and I deem it my personal duty to exclaim this transgression for the forum, in its entirety, to become aware of. Henceforth, I have provided photographic evidence substantiating my imputation.
You're right, I guess only 'certain' people can speak like morons on purpose and be praised, while others who call those 'certain' people out for their sheer ineptitude and overall failure at speaking correctly are shunned. This really is like high school.