Also, I moved into a second-story apartment about six months ago, and I seriously think just the act of walking up and down the flight of stairs is making my butt and thighs even bigger than they were before.
Not a fan of how the stacks lay now (haven't worn these jeans in half a year or so) so I'm probably gonna hem them soon. Soon as in whenever I get off my ass and get to the tailor.
You really need to beat up those CP's, or at least have a white shirt on or something. Or maybe cuff your jeans to make the contrast less sharp?
Well...I did only buy them a week or two ago. I guess it'll just take some time.