the whole pant is waxed (possible polyurethane, nothing to do with multiple urines)
on the right is what he wore to his construction job, can't have schneider mohair or the boys will tease him too much there
Miran is like that - his posts usually just talk about food, but he sometimes goes on rants about clothing. He is not to be taken seriously.
If you insert ellipses in this paragraph, this could be Miran.