nakedundermyclothes is right about the SVB thing, the matchy shirt and pants is precious. I'd only recommend one strive to look like this if they planned to run for office one day and didn't want to have anything resembling a 'swag photo' to be unearthed on the campaign trail.
Not everyone needs to be swagged out. Jesus fucking christ.
wow, I guess I struck a nerve. I guess I should've known better to point out on a fashion form that real problems can't be solved through vanity
although it is sort of brilliant in a way. encouraging people to do such a disproportionately large amount of attention whoring in exchange for such an extremely tiny amount of actual effort is perhaps better than getting nothing from them at all.
You'd think you'd be smart enough to cut your losses at this point, I'm almost impressed.
Were you not loved as a child? Were you molested by a man with a very nice moustache?