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concensus seems to be: we have no fucking idea. enjoy your sweater!
In my head you got that front pocket fade from carrying around one of those Tupperware square sandwich containers on you at all times. If this isn't the case please don't correct me, but if it is, please let me know your favorite sandwich fillings are and if you cut them diagonally or into two rectangles (or don't cut at all)