The best thing is when you're wearing thousands in jawnz and you sit down and eat your $7 Popeye's combo and realize that fashunz is just fucking bullshit. Seriously. The only thing I need to express myself/attract ladies is my extra biscuit
Nah man, I have that tie. It's really useful. I can sync it via bluetooth to the elevator I'm standing in, so that when the elevator rises one floor, a higher row of dots blinks on my tie. That way my fellow elevator-standers can see what floor they're on without craning their neck or even turning their head. Neat!