Anyone here been to jail or prison? - Page 7

Those bastards confiscated my gold Dunhill lighter.

Obviously you should have hidden it like a Vietnam POW with a watch.

Why didn't they return it to you?

Because whatever is in your wallet or pockets is fair game for the cops to take when you go to jail. What are you going to do, accuse the cops of STEALING something from you? You just got out of JAIL.

Fortunately, it was not the solid gold version.

BUMPING this thread....


just got a call from my sister that my dumbass brother got busted and has 4 felonies charged against him. he's looking at 6 months-3 years for each felony if convicted.

awesome way to end the weekend. Christmas is going to interesting this year.

Bake a cake with a file in it. Wardens love a visitor with a sense of humor. Sorry to hear about your bro.

One time. Was one of the most interesting experiences I've ever had. I ended up locked up with a meth head, a mexican gang member, a gay guy who got into a fight with a cab driver and wouldnt get out of the cab, and a black guy who ended up being somewhat of a jailhouse lawyer for the noobs. All of them were really cool except the gangmember who didn't say a word to any of us. The rest of us did the standard "what did you do to end up here" thing. Convo was epic. It was like group therapy session. I'll write about it someday. The WORST part of the experience were the jailers. They are dicks. Only one guy treated us like we were human. The others were just fucked up hateful people with authority complexes.

making an anonymous call saying the brother has crack inside his body going in jail also gives the warden giggles.

that is cold blooded

You mean to say that high school dropouts who have no prospects and no one else to feel superior to might develop a complex if put into power over people?

I was interned at the Columbia County jail for 2 weeks when I was 18. Got lucky at the hearing and left with a $250 fine thank goodness.

Ive gone to lockup several times, but they only funny one was havasu city jail when i was 18 at the river.
Only had on boardshorts and a fake ID i talked my way out of (holding for my brother who had no pockets)

Some fool tried to fuck with me, I ignored him. He got all pissed, then fell asleep. He missed his name getting called to see Judge, and got to spend the night. Shit was so cash.

I used a baloney sandwich as a pillow. (didnt eat meat at the time).

sig-worthy

never mind all that,who is that in your avatar details please!!!!!!