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post #91 of 136
Those bastards confiscated my gold Dunhill lighter.
post #92 of 136
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Those bastards confiscated my gold Dunhill lighter.

Obviously you should have hidden it like a Vietnam POW with a watch.
post #93 of 136
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Those bastards confiscated my gold Dunhill lighter.
Why didn't they return it to you?
post #94 of 136
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Why didn't they return it to you?
Because whatever is in your wallet or pockets is fair game for the cops to take when you go to jail. What are you going to do, accuse the cops of STEALING something from you? You just got out of JAIL.
post #95 of 136
Fortunately, it was not the solid gold version.
post #96 of 136
BUMPING this thread....


just got a call from my sister that my dumbass brother got busted and has 4 felonies charged against him. he's looking at 6 months-3 years for each felony if convicted.

awesome way to end the weekend. Christmas is going to interesting this year.
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BUMPING this thread.... just got a call from my sister that my dumbass brother got busted and has 4 felonies charged against him. he's looking at 6 months-3 years for each felony if convicted. awesome way to end the weekend. Christmas is going to interesting this year.
Bake a cake with a file in it. Wardens love a visitor with a sense of humor. Sorry to hear about your bro.
post #98 of 136
One time. Was one of the most interesting experiences I've ever had. I ended up locked up with a meth head, a mexican gang member, a gay guy who got into a fight with a cab driver and wouldnt get out of the cab, and a black guy who ended up being somewhat of a jailhouse lawyer for the noobs. All of them were really cool except the gangmember who didn't say a word to any of us. The rest of us did the standard "what did you do to end up here" thing. Convo was epic. It was like group therapy session. I'll write about it someday. The WORST part of the experience were the jailers. They are dicks. Only one guy treated us like we were human. The others were just fucked up hateful people with authority complexes.
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Bake a cake with a file in it. Wardens love a visitor with a sense of humor.


making an anonymous call saying the brother has crack inside his body going in jail also gives the warden giggles.
post #100 of 136
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making an anonymous call saying the brother has crack inside his body going in jail also gives the warden giggles.

that is cold blooded
post #101 of 136
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Originally Posted by Salad View Post
The WORST part of the experience were the jailers. They are dicks. Only one guy treated us like we were human. The others were just fucked up hateful people with authority complexes.

You mean to say that high school dropouts who have no prospects and no one else to feel superior to might develop a complex if put into power over people?
post #102 of 136
I was interned at the Columbia County jail for 2 weeks when I was 18. Got lucky at the hearing and left with a $250 fine thank goodness.
post #103 of 136
Ive gone to lockup several times, but they only funny one was havasu city jail when i was 18 at the river.
Only had on boardshorts and a fake ID i talked my way out of (holding for my brother who had no pockets)

Some fool tried to fuck with me, I ignored him. He got all pissed, then fell asleep. He missed his name getting called to see Judge, and got to spend the night. Shit was so cash.

I used a baloney sandwich as a pillow. (didnt eat meat at the time).
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I used a baloney sandwich as a pillow. (didnt eat meat at the time).

sig-worthy
post #105 of 136
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Originally Posted by munchausen View Post
I've been twice, both for completely non-badass things.

1. public intox: basically being drunk in a car while my buddy got arrested for DWI. The cops decided I was too much of a mess to leave me alone. They were probably right.

2. Stupid traffic ticket I forgot to pay. Paid 360 bucks and showed up 2 hours late to work.

never mind all that,who is that in your avatar details please!!!!!!
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