Ive gone to lockup several times, but they only funny one was havasu city jail when i was 18 at the river.
Only had on boardshorts and a fake ID i talked my way out of (holding for my brother who had no pockets)
Some fool tried to fuck with me, I ignored him. He got all pissed, then fell asleep. He missed his name getting called to see Judge, and got to spend the night. Shit was so cash.
I used a baloney sandwich as a pillow. (didnt eat meat at the time).