Anyone here been to jail or prison?

The trick is, kick someone's ass the first day, or become someone's bitch. Then everything will be alright.

Yes. But it's an old story.Search for it if you want. Also, every time it comes up here, someone gives me shit about it.

you didn't go to jail Slim. if you went to jail, you'd never talk about it. you are a spoiled candyass who has had everything handed to him. damn ITG. there we go, i think we've about covered it, right?

Something like that.

public intox in college. Was in city jail for 4 hours. 4 beds, shared the cell with one other dude. I climbed to the top bunk and passed out. When the guard woke me up I was more drunk then when I got in. Came back to the frat house and partied it up the rest of the night.

When I sobered up on sunday it sucked. Thats the extent of my life of crime.

I have spent the night in jail on Nantucket on three separate occasions for drunk & disorderly. The first time involved a vehicle, and the second and third times involved climbing something I shouldn't have been climbing either drunk or sober. In both the climbing incidents, the same person ended up calling the cops on me, though they occurred in different areas of town.

The more dastardly deeds of my life have fortunately gone undetected by law enforcement.

Bored and Curious eh? Sounds like jail's the perfect place for you.

I have, but voluntarily - visited a maximum security prison as part of a psychology of criminal behavior class in college. Very interesting experience.

3 days, county jail, about 10 years ago.

I went to Alcatraz, and saw the cell where Machine Gun Kelly and four other inmates took turns pissing into the bitch's ocular cavities. Other than that, no.

+1 and bailed a friend out of jail.

I don't see Nantucket as having a lot of hardened criminals.

Very nearly this weekend.