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post #1 of 18
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This past Tuesday, I dated a cute and intellectually engaging 20 yr old. She shared my love of literature and astronomy; her knowledge of the latter exceeding that of any attractive girl I've ever known. She and I had a few drinks then we made out for an extended period of time before parting. She had given me the link to the recently started eMagazine for which she had begun interning and writing. I found one of her reviews and then stumbled upon her Twitter. This is where things became interesting. I first checked to see what she had written during the date, if anything. I blushed when I read something that was clearly tweeted while I was in the john on the date. "Why is everything so hilarious and wonderful" I was mildly flattered. I scrolled down and came upon a tweet made the day after I met her at a club: "Gave my number out like it was candy last night..." Certainly any specialness I had felt was diminished, but I couldn't really complain as I play the field and do the same. A tweet from a few months ago, however, did adversely affect my opinion of her: "Officially a STD member, word up." Could this be true? Why would someone promulgate their diagnosis of herpes or something? She better not have that shit in her mouth. Or did she join some club or organization with the acronym STD? Not sure if I should take her out again as I was planning. Not that date would necessarily end in a fornication session...Thoughts?
post #2 of 18
She sounds like a moron and a sociopath. Next.
post #3 of 18
I hope you're well hung, cause everyone will know about it in short order.
post #4 of 18
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Originally Posted by MetroStyles View Post
She sounds like a moron and a sociopath. Next.
I don't really think she is either, but her tweets could be annoying. Too bad she is as impassioned about astronomy as I am.
post #5 of 18
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I hope you're well hung, cause everyone will know about it in short order.

Your answer could be found in an earlier thread
post #6 of 18
Obviously she meant a "Science and Technology Department member," or maybe "Solar Terrestrial Dispatch member."
post #7 of 18
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Obviously she meant a "Science and Technology Department member," or maybe "Solar Terrestrial Dispatch member."

Are you serious, the latter seems bogus but the first plausible
post #8 of 18
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I don't really think she is either, but her tweets could be annoying. Too bad she is as impassioned about astronomy as I am.

Dude she is insane. She posted publicly about CONTRACTING AN STD. Think about it. Also, chronic tweeters are just terrible people in general.
post #9 of 18
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She didn't use "contracting." It could be for some organization and yes I share your hatred of Twitter.
post #10 of 18
No way this marbles dude is serious.

Absolutely no way.
post #11 of 18
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The more I think about the more it sounds like she was joining some club. "Officially a STD member.." is not necessarily the way you'd go about saying you contracted an STD.
post #12 of 18
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No way this marbles dude is serious.

Absolutely no way.

Not serious in what way?
post #13 of 18
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Are you serious, the latter seems bogus but the first plausible

And you claim to love astronomy... shame on you; they do space weather.
post #14 of 18
ARE YOU KIDDING ME!?

Continue with this relationship. You have a partial view into her mind/thoughts...USE IT!
post #15 of 18
Dude, you sound like you really want some of her poon. Just go for it. You'll soon find out whether you're an involuntary member of the STD club (whatever that means).
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