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post #1 of 16
1/28/10 at 4:39pm
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Fun with Spoonerisms!!!

Here is one that happens to me more often than it should...


"We'll cross that bridge when we get to it" + "Don't go burning bridges"

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"We'll burn that bridge when we get to it"



Any other unitentional gaffs or spoonerisms?
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post #2 of 16
1/28/10 at 5:38pm
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Originally Posted by Davidko19 View Post
Fun with Spoonerisms!!!

Here is one that happens to me more often than it should...


"We'll cross that bridge when we get to it" + "Don't go burning bridges"

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"We'll burn that bridge when we get to it"



Any other unitentional gaffs or spoonerisms?

I have always said that one on purpose, actually.
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post #3 of 16
1/28/10 at 11:13pm
A woman my wife worked with botched "You just need to nip it in the bud" and said "You just have to lick it in the butt." She seriously thought that was the saying. No lie. This is the same woman who passed a "Deer Xing" sign and asked my wife how the deer know to cross there.
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post #4 of 16
1/29/10 at 12:01am
Those aren't spoonerisms.

Here's an example from Lolita:

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"What's the katter with misses?" I muttered (word-control gone) into her hair.

"If you must know," she said, "you do it the wrong way."

"Show, wight ray."

"All in good time," responded the spoonerette.
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post #5 of 16
1/29/10 at 12:21am
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Originally Posted by why View Post
Those aren't spoonerisms.

Here's an example from Lolita:


My example was close enough. What else would it be called (besides being a dumbass).

Let me use big words. Yes, I'm Sotally Tober.
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post #6 of 16
1/29/10 at 12:25am
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My example was close enough. What else would it be called (besides being a dumbass).

Catachresis. More specifically, they're malaproprisms, but that covers sounds as well as words.

I generally go with catachresis as a linguistic descriptor (i.e. people saying 'I could care less', or writing 'toe the line' as 'tow the line') because it demonstrates certain common themes in language change (notably in the former above, root stress causes elision of inflections).
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post #7 of 16
1/29/10 at 12:26am
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Originally Posted by Davidko19 View Post
My example was close enough. What else would it be called (besides being a dumbass).

Let me use big words. Yes, I'm Sotally Tober.

take me drunk, I'm home.
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post #8 of 16
1/29/10 at 12:58am
What seems to be the officer, problem?
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post #9 of 16
1/29/10 at 1:16am
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Originally Posted by Neo_Version 7 View Post
What seems to be the officer, problem?

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post #10 of 16
1/29/10 at 1:39am
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Originally Posted by why View Post
Catachresis. More specifically, they're malaproprisms, but that covers sounds as well as words.

I generally go with catachresis as a linguistic descriptor (i.e. people saying 'I could care less', or writing 'toe the line' as 'tow the line') because it demonstrates certain common themes in language change (notably in the former above, root stress causes elision of inflections).

You impressed your internet friends. Congrats.
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post #11 of 16
1/29/10 at 6:30pm
Prell.
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post #12 of 16
1/29/10 at 7:46pm
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Originally Posted by Augusto86 View Post
I have always said that one on purpose, actually.
So do I, Dear Boy.

I also intentionally say, "Off like the cat's pajamas!" I think it injects a note of wonder ("the cat's pajamas") into that common departure-related idiom.

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Catachresis. More specifically, they're malaproprisms, but that covers sounds as well as words.

I generally go with catachresis as a linguistic descriptor (i.e. people saying 'I could care less', or writing 'toe the line' as 'tow the line') because it demonstrates certain common themes in language change (notably in the former above, root stress causes elision of inflections).
Does "phase" for "faze" fall under the heading of catachresis?

I think most of the posts above deal with mixed metaphors, actually.
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post #13 of 16
1/29/10 at 7:51pm
nip it in the butt

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post #14 of 16
1/29/10 at 7:57pm
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Does "phase" for "faze" fall under the heading of catachresis?

Yes. N.B. A lot of these terms overlap each other because they originate from different languages or sources.

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Originally Posted by RJcatachresis
I think most of the posts above deal with mixed metaphors, actually.

One and the same. [sic]
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post #15 of 16
1/30/10 at 4:25am
cite vesus site
break versus brake
etc... i know which i'm intending to use but my brain still fucks me over.
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