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Human Bed Warmers at hotels

post #1 of 30
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What will they think of next?

"If requested, a willing staff-member at two of the chain's London hotels and one in the northern English city of Manchester will dress in an all-in-one fleece sleeper suit before slipping between the sheets."

Is this a joke or are people really that strange?
post #2 of 30
this idea has potential
post #3 of 30
Sounds like one of those Japanese fetishes.
post #4 of 30
Creepy.
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Is this a joke or are people really that strange?
But lets keep things in perspective.
post #5 of 30
Uh, I am so tired of going to bed at a hotel and having to jerk myself off. If only someone...
post #6 of 30
^^ I think that problem was solved sometime in the hundreds BC.
post #7 of 30
a-ha! finally I don't have to hire a lady at the hotel lobby or around the corner to warm the bed for me!
post #8 of 30
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Originally Posted by GQgeek View Post
Creepy.

+1
post #9 of 30
Yuck. Can't stand sitting on a chair that was warmed by another person either. Worst of all is a toilet seat.
post #10 of 30
1. This is gross. I will not put it past a human bedwarmer farting in someone's bed.

2. I like it when my bed is cold when I'm getting into it at the end of a day.
post #11 of 30
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Originally Posted by LabelKing View Post
Sounds like one of those Japanese fetishes.

This was the very first thing that popped into my mind when I heard about this the other night. Seriously.
post #12 of 30
I don't understand why they don't just use electric blankets instead if they're insisting on trying this moronic idea. =/ If they're worried about insurance costs, have someone go in with the blanket, heat the bed, remove the blanket and proceed to next room. Besides which, the whole thing is stupid because unless the guest gets in to bed fairly soon after teh bed warmer, the heat will be lost.
post #13 of 30
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Originally Posted by willpower View Post
Yuck. Can't stand sitting on a chair that was warmed by another person either. Worst of all is a toilet seat.

Many moons ago, when I worked at a grocery store, we had black toilet seats. We thought it would be funny to smear ketchup on the seat. It turned out that the manager of the meat department was our hapless victim. We thought it best to keep our glee to ourselves. Just sharing.
post #14 of 30
I need a human cock warmer.
post #15 of 30
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Originally Posted by sonick View Post
I need a human cock warmer.

Rectal temperature of cats is ~ 102 F.

They're also portable and disposable.
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