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post #46 of 54
2/2/10 at 8:35pm
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Originally Posted by Jekyll View Post

Tell them to fuck off. You're a Man and it's your god-given right to rank women by their hotness. Then tell them if they want you to forgive them they have to sex you.

+100000000000000
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post #47 of 54
2/2/10 at 11:03pm
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Originally Posted by Matt View Post
I am guessing you are fourteen years old.

Back in my younger years, we used to sit on this wall outside a nightclub every single night. Those were great days, and we got tons of ass and barely ever went inside....club was on our right, there was a liquor store around the back where our drinks cost next-to-nothing compared to nightclub prices inside, there was a McDonalds to the left, and everyone would come chill on our wall at some point when it got too hot inside, or when they went for a McD's run.

We were The Wall Guys, everyone knew us since Heaven was the hottest club in town back then, and we very rarely went in (although we were there early, free entry and one free drink if we came before nine)....then we'd plant ourselves on the wall and let the evenings unfold.

Anyhow, one night we were sitting there ranking girls as they walked by as we were wont to do, and my best friend of the day 'Simmo' was there chatting to a guy and his gf, who was a skank that we had all ripped through.

Simmo was like 'you know, I think the worst ranking you could ever give a girl is three, so she can at least preserve some kind of dignity and self respect, despite what a pigugly skank she may be'

Then he leaned forward into the face of our mate's gf and yelled 'THREEEEEE'

Funny as hell.

Anyhow, don't know why I just remembered a 15 year old story, but to the OP, the answer is simple, tell them to rank the personality of all the guys you know, and laugh and tell them if you finish any higher than last then you know you've earned your stripes. Then move on.

I wish I stopped reading this thread after this post.

Can totally relate to this one
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post #48 of 54
2/3/10 at 10:39am
Some of you are a bunch of pussies.
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post #49 of 54
2/4/10 at 6:56am
If it were me, I would have a few solutions.

a) did you confirm their rankings? If not, tell them (individually obviously) that he is lying about their specific rank (view point c) and that in fact you actually ranked them much higher

b) Try to dump it all back onto your "friend" (already suggested I think) along the lines of "Well yeah but <friends name here> said you looked like a guppy fish " or better yet change the topic by making them hate him more (I am assuming he is a mutual friend) "<Friends name here> told me that you are easier to ride than the bus" .... unless they are huge whores. in which case, buy them drinks for a while, they will get over it.

c) Be slightly kinder, say something along the lines of "You know how the things people say get twisted and turned into something horrible" and then think of some sort of lie that might have been the original phrase

d) you could always just apologise. People can be more forgiving than you give them credit for.

And as always remember that plausible deniability is next to godliness.

Anyway, Best of luck


ps. Oh how this reminds me of high school....it makes me feel old.
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post #50 of 54
2/4/10 at 10:34am
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Because girls (people) aren't insecure and would enjoy this.


Great! They're not meant to enjoy it
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post #51 of 54
2/5/10 at 12:56am
just make a joke about it and say "oh i ranked her last cause i havent seen her naked/ in a bikini yet, she hasnt completed the entire evaluation.."
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post #52 of 54
2/5/10 at 3:35am
chances are the higher ranked girls are stoked.

but you did something pretty cringe worthy so if i was you id learn from the mistake, make a new set of friends and try to never think of it again.
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post #53 of 54
2/5/10 at 6:41am
Eat a Twix
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post #54 of 54
2/5/10 at 4:38pm
1) You messed up by only indirectly admitting it. You should embrace it.
"Yeah, I did. Why, is that the spot on the list you wanted?"
2) You need to drop that so-called friend.
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