A Social Disaster in Need of Major Clean-up... I NEED YOUR ADVICE

you're fucked, son.

Tell a joke.

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Very simple. Deny you ever did it!
You ever heard of Shaggy...."It wasn't me!"

Deny, deny, deny. If that doesn't work, tell all of them are beautiful and that you'd take a run at any one of them. Easy.

Really not the end of the world. Deny!

unless they have the paper with your handwriting, signature, DNA, blood sample, and sperm sample then DENY!

This calls for The Naked Man.

"What? No... that's not what I said. I said she was the least sluttiest or something like that. Not general "hotness". That's too difficult for the women in your house. Everyone has a hotness about them. But who cares anyway? I'm more interested in things other than a woman just having a "hot look".



(but good luck)

You're an idiot. Tell them to fuck off. You're a Man and it's your god-given right to rank women by their hotness. Then tell them if they want you to forgive them they have to sex you. Or you could just apologize.

I am guessing you are fourteen years old. Back in my younger years, we used to sit on this wall outside a nightclub every single night. Those were great days, and we got tons of ass and barely ever went inside....club was on our right, there was a liquor store around the back where our drinks cost next-to-nothing compared to nightclub prices inside, there was a McDonalds to the left, and everyone would come chill on our wall at some point when it got too hot inside, or when they went for a McD's run. We were The Wall Guys, everyone knew us since Heaven was the hottest club in town back then, and we very rarely went in (although we were there early, free entry and one free drink if we came before nine)....then we'd plant ourselves on the wall and let the evenings unfold. Anyhow, one night we were sitting there ranking girls as they walked by as we were wont to do, and my best friend of the day 'Simmo' was there chatting to a guy and his gf, who was a skank that we had all ripped through. Simmo was like 'you know, I think the worst ranking you could ever give a girl is three, so she can at least preserve some kind of dignity and self respect, despite what a pigugly skank she may be' Then he leaned forward into the face of our mate's gf and yelled 'THREEEEEE' Funny as hell. Anyhow, don't know why I just remembered a 15 year old story, but to the OP, the answer is simple, tell them to rank the personality of all the guys you know, and laugh and tell them if you finish any higher than last then you know you've earned your stripes. Then move on.

the lower rating girls need to step up and prove themselves worthy of going up the ranks.