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post #1 of 30
1/26/10 at 12:13am
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Freaking blizzard keeping me indoors.

Couple of one-hitters later I find the Big Bang Theory on television and Penny is looking at me with a "come here big guy" thing going on in her eye. I think she wants to dump Leonard and jump the Rubester.

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post #2 of 30
1/26/10 at 12:20am
Rube, do not hump the television. She's NOT real.
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post #3 of 30
1/26/10 at 12:23am
I was still in HS when Kaley Cuoco was on that show w/ John Ritter, so I never felt bad having a boner for her like you probably would have. She is a slammin hottie.
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post #4 of 30
1/26/10 at 12:24am
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I was still in HS when Kaley Cuoco was on that show w/ John Ritter, so I never felt bad having a boner for her like you probably would have. She is a slammin hottie.

I never, ever feel bad about having a boner.
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post #5 of 30
1/26/10 at 12:36am
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I never, ever feel bad about having a boner.

When you only have one nut, it's a dangerous maneuver.
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post #6 of 30
1/26/10 at 12:38am
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When you only have one nut, it's a dangerous maneuver.

You talkin' to me? You talkin' to me? You talkin' to me? Then who the hell else are you talking... you talking to me? Well I'm the only one here. Who the fuck do you think you're talking to? Oh yeah? OK.
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post #7 of 30
1/26/10 at 12:43am
Teh horizontal asymmetry, she haz it. mensimageconsultant would not hit.
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post #8 of 30
1/26/10 at 12:46am
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You talkin' to me? You talkin' to me? You talkin' to me? Then who the hell else are you talking... you talking to me? Well I'm the only one here. Who the fuck do you think you're talking to? Oh yeah? OK.
Shit, I had no idea you've lost a nut also. My apologies.
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post #9 of 30
1/26/10 at 1:02am
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Shit, I had no idea you've lost a nut also. My apologies.

No. Got 'em both.
Finely tuned machines, they are.

I get 'em out of the carriage house once in awhile. Give 'em a run. You know, to burn the carbon out. They still like the high-octane fuel, and my mileage is the shitz, so I can't really afford to use them as my daily trippers.
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post #10 of 30
1/26/10 at 1:17am
That lady is hot.
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post #11 of 30
1/26/10 at 1:18am
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I was still in HS when Kaley Cuoco was on that show w/ John Ritter, so I never felt bad having a boner for her like you probably would have. She is a slammin hottie.

+1. Only reason I watched that damn show.
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post #12 of 30
1/26/10 at 1:20am
Where these the eyes she was giving you Rube... ...

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post #13 of 30
1/26/10 at 1:24am
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Yes. She looked over at me with a glazed eye And some bovine perspiration on her upper lip area And she said, And I quote: Just get Me wasted And you're half-way there 'Cause if my mind's tore up Then my body don't care
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post #14 of 30
4/7/10 at 10:44pm
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I have a real dilemma. Penny and I have been having a "thing" for several months now. But over the weekend, Madison started hitting on me. We had a chat and found out we have a lot in common, and, well, a real spark of mutual interest. I've always frowned upon the whole cheating thing, but this Madison seems like she really wants the Rubester. What should I do? Madison Penny.
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post #15 of 30
4/7/10 at 11:00pm
Rube sandwich?
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