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Suggestions?
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Let him go?
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nom nom nom
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I have your mom under my desk.
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Drown in high proof alcohol, light on fire.
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Originally Posted by MetroStyles View Post
I have your mom under my desk.

don't let her go.
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don't let her go.

I've been "poking her holes" to keep her going.
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I've been "poking her holes" to keep her going.
You need to quit coming up with witty retorts about moms and beetles and put out the next issue you owe us! This is why print is dying... management just isn't reliable! Pink Dolphin Society is planning punitive measures; and trust me, it's not all snouts and blowholes.
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You need to quit coming up with witty retorts about moms and beetles and put out the next issue you owe us!

This is why print is dying... management just isn't reliable! Pink Dolphin Society is planning punitive measures; and trust me, it's not all snouts and blowholes.

I have the cover finished. My baby girl is coming for the weekend though, and I don't want her finding random photos of "Tom of Finland" in photoshop and articles on gay love/docking. So I have to wait until at least next week.
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I have the cover finished. My baby girl is coming for the weekend though, and I don't want her finding random photos of "Tom of Finland" in photoshop and articles on gay love/docking. So I have to wait until at least next week.

Let me get this "straight:" A MOLLUSK, fully wielding her ensnarements over the course of an entire weekend, prevents you from your duties? You expect that to hold water with us?
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Let me get this "straight:" A MOLLUSK, fully wielding her ensnarements over the course of an entire weekend, prevents you from your duties? You expect that to hold water with us?

OK well she is going to brunch with friends on Saturday. If I can rid myself of the mollusky stench for a few moments I will attempt to put some more editorial work in.
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Let him go?

That's... Uncreative. lol
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I have the cover finished. My baby girl is coming for the weekend though, and I don't want her finding random photos of "Tom of Finland" in photoshop and articles on gay love/docking. So I have to wait until at least next week.

You have a daughter? I thought you were young.
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Ippo - Actually, that's kida cool. If it would continue to eat oranges and the like (in order to live), it could be a cool pet. That one's pretty big, so I'd image it'd live a while.
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