Originally Posted by youngscientist
You are over thinking this. Don't worry about it, afterwards you will wonder why you worried.
Don't post on the internet about it, just go and do it.
I guess I am overthinking it! I'm just worried about what she will think and if it will be as pleasurable for me pending on how long I can stay in the ring
Originally Posted by Teacher
If you wear a fake mustache, you'll appear much older and, thus, more experienced. She'll be more at ease. Now, don't get anything ridiculous like a handlebar, but don't go pencil either. Think Magnum PI. Next, oil your bod. You want the muscles to be highlighted in the light and glisten. Please forego the Ax Body Spray...it will sting her eyes and mouth. Irish Spring soap is your friend.
Haha, Ax body spray always works on the girls
Originally Posted by GQgeek
I'm surprised that conne isn't here offering advice. He recently lost his virginity. It wasn't to a woman, but still...
Hopefully your joking lmao! Sounds like a knowledgeable guy since everyone is refering to him.
Originally Posted by ama
I hope I'm not too late:
Ask her if she wants to tape the magical moment to share for years to come with you and millions of your closest friends.
No, I wouldn't do that and neither would she.... not all girls these days are idiots!
Originally Posted by M. Bardamu
If you feel you're going to nut too soon:
1.) Reach behind, grasp your bag, and pull firmly downward with a quarter-turn (doesn't matter which direction)
2.) Think of a massive pile of rotting garbage with a putrefying cat lying on top.
Work for me every time.
Heard of the first recomendation, I'll keep that in mind when I'm wacking off next time.... j/k
Originally Posted by acidicboy
I'm so glad you're taking the 1st step... it won't be long till you're gonna start threads asking about atm, dirty sanchez, buttsechs, pearl necklaces, washing spooge out of her hair, bukkake, fun with fleshlight, etc.....
as for your questions:
1. How long does it generally last?
quicker than what she expected.
2. Did you have any idea of what you were doing?
yes, because I was an experienced porn viewer long before the 1st deed. I knew I have to do a "porn ending" which was a surprise for her!
3. What are some techniqes you would recommend for the most pleasurable experiance possible for both people?
ladies always fakes it, what matters is you get your rocks off then sleep it off immediately afterwards.
Ummm, thanks for the effortless comment
Originally Posted by TGPlastic
Watch a lot of porn for tips and pointers. Take notes. Those guys are pros. The most important thing is where you blow your wad. Face, tits, hair --those are the targets in descending order of preference. Extra points if you can put it in her mouth after it was in her bum. Good luck.
Originally Posted by harvey_birdman
Definitely not dude, make sure you wear a bag. In fact, wrap your rascal two times. The last thing you want is some of your precious bodily fluids to wind up inside her because then she'll pop out a kid and your life will be over.
I'm definently not trying to do this porn style, and I'm absolutely not trying to have a kid at 17. Harvey, thanks for that input although its common sense.
Originally Posted by clee1982
watch porn for starter? at least you will know where to put in... oh wait, maybe not, they put in everywhere these days...
Can you find the 4th hole to poke it in